@haitch said in BURST Future?:
@nameless LMFAO - how much for a public post here of one ? ;-)
you should start a bidding thread, but i'd go as high as 100k i think... maybe others will be willing to pay more
sex sells you know...
@haitch said in BURST Future?:
@nameless LMFAO - how much for a public post here of one ? ;-)
you should start a bidding thread, but i'd go as high as 100k i think... maybe others will be willing to pay more
sex sells you know...
@gpedro said in BURST Future?:
@nameless LOL I swear that when I readed that comment from @haitch I thought @nameless would say something like that, just didn't expect a reward hahahah
@haitch 's tits deserve a reward!
@haitch said in BURST Future?:
@darindarin People don't want to see mine .......
10k BURST reward for a facebook PM pic of your melons ( i swear to keeps the pics private)
I'm sort of back...
Here's the update:
I was gone for the past week on vacation ( it's been booked since february so might as well) . But while there, i made it useful and met up with a bunch of people.
Thank you @Lexicon for taking care of my divvy and making sure the ponzi goes on!
Now...
I got back from vacation 2 days ago. The last 2 days were fun.... apparently my local tax authority wants to put capital gains tax on my forex/market funds ( 216k dollars) . Not a problem.... BUT.. they have a hold of one of my polo accounts and they want to tax that because it shows USD ammount despite the fact that all that is BTC and other coins... (fuck you polo i guess) ....
I've spent the last 2 days with my lawyer/tax guy on the case and we're going to make a court plea to let me access my polo, sell my coins, cash my BTC for FIAT and pay tax on that crap as well so i can get my god damned funds back already! ( fuck you fluffy and your minions for doing this)
So , the 402 situation right now : we still have plenty of money left (audited on request) , and WORST CASE SCENARIO , the dividend will get a minor drop until i get all my funds back, although i doubt we'll get to that.
So, to conclude... i've been busy :)
@iKnow0 Thanks, although that was 4 days ago and was for 2 Days. I have not kept track but are we overdue 1 or 2 Weekly Dividends?
It's true...
I can tell you that there was a 7% increase, but there are 2 reasons for the lack of divvy:
it's also true that my audit screwed me out of a ton of liquidity, but most of that are forex funds. TOKENS is a pure crypto project and none of the liquidity on this side was affected :) . We're good.
Sorry for the inconveniences kids, but you know i always make up for them no matter how hard people try to prevent me from doing so.
In case my shit connection won't work, see y'all after the weekend!
@newsense2004 , on the 20'th you'll send them back to me and get the BTS version instead :)
@crowetic said in The 'crowetic ponzi' - Walk-thru of 'mining location 1' crowetic assets UniBURST/BSILVER mining gear.:
@HiDevin said in The 'crowetic ponzi' - Walk-thru of 'mining location 1' crowetic assets UniBURST/BSILVER mining gear.:
activate windows, I love it
no point in activating windows on a miner :)
now you're even scamming microsoft? when will this stop?
So apparently step 1 of my exit strategy is done !

Freaking ironic!
When i sent the dividend i either forked or hit an orphan block lol.
So one of 2 scenarios will happen: either the transaction gets re-broadcasted or the funds get back to me after i dunno how many blocks and i'll have to send it again...
On top of that... i won't be available for the next 2 days because i'm flying across the world for some...stuff...
So until you hear from me again, please panic! Dividend didn't go through and i'm disappearing for a few days....so yeah...
So apparently step 1 of my exit strategy is done !

Freaking ironic!
When i sent the dividend i either forked or hit an orphan block lol.
So one of 2 scenarios will happen: either the transaction gets re-broadcasted or the funds get back to me after i dunno how many blocks and i'll have to send it again...
On top of that... i won't be available for the next 2 days because i'm flying across the world for some...stuff...
So until you hear from me again, please panic! Dividend didn't go through and i'm disappearing for a few days....so yeah...
@Zeus said in THE ANN - 402 and I:
You did the exact same thing with your 402 on HorizonPlatform.
I remember I was a holder of your 402 over there and you moved the asset to Burst, you're now moving to another coin?https://explorer.horizonplatform.io/?page=asset&id=8238855164429004341
YES...
402 started on HZ...moved to BURST and now is moving to BTS. I'll move this fucking thing until i find the stability the asset needs in order to achieve its goal.
Do you think i like moving 402? I have no choice ! I have better shit to do with my free time than waste weeks and months answering questions and conspiracy theories, as well as educate myself and investors on the new platform.
But here's the secret : i'll do it as many times as i have to until i see my asset achieve its goal.
Lol there i go making my little rant post the other day and didn't even see this thread. Now...i already promised a few of the admins that i'll try and watch my language a few weeks back, and up until yesterday, i managed to keep true to that promise.
I'll try and get back on track and use light cursing again :)
And now for the few people calling this my ''exit scam'' ...
Blow me much?
Which part of this is the exit scam? I told people what happened, i told them how our financials are, i told everyone 402 is unaffected and all future payments are to be made without a problem.
When you'll see more going for a few weeks without dividends...that's when you can call this an exit strategy or whatever. Till then...the nuts are salty at the bar and they need a good lickin' (they go well with beer)
@HiDevin , meh... shit happens
wow, i actually managed to phrase something that made sense in discord just now:
for the passive investor 402 is so fucking simple: dividend paid (we're fine) ... dividend not paid (we're fucked)
the active one by all means yes, please be here ask questions, debate, take part!
Dear people of the bursts,
Sincere apologies for my long leave of absence (5 days lol) and complete lack of communication. There were reasons for that.
Apparently my local financial branches have received several anonymous tips denouncing me as being a ''leader of a group that deals in money laundry and tax evasion'' . So...guess who got audited for the past 5 days? It was fun...
Long story short, they went through my everything and for now have locked down my forex/stock accounts and one of my poloniex accounts until their investigation is over. Luckily I have a surprisingly good lawyer who already saved the rest of my accounts and will get this investigation of theirs rolling very fast :)
So, except for the minor discomfort of having 70% of my liquid assets temporarily locked up, no harm was done except for the 5 days of my life wasted and the meeting with you all I missed because of that.
Complete communication shutdown for the period was advised by my lawyer, hence why I couldn't even come in to say hello.
That being said, you now all know what my dealings were for the past few days.
Now, before anyone panics, we're fine on cash :) . remember, only part of my holdings were/are frozen. I still sit on top of a hefty pile of crypto that cannot be touched by any authority ( thank you openledger) . .
402 dividend will continue as before, the move is still happening. Except for a minor financial discomfort for me personally because in order for 402 to get its profits,i have to renounce my own for the time being, we're all fine and dandy.
The reason for the title is those several tips. Apparently some of them came from Canada and USA. To those who did this, i have but one thing to say : choke on my balls you fucking maggots! All you've done is cause discomfort. There's no damage.
@damncourier , it's true..it is frustrating. truth be told, i have no idea what the better solution would have been. In a way this method was great because it protected investors from a huge fall, at the same time it fucked the free market aspect a bit by limiting the minimum price... i don't even know what to think any more :)
OMG @damncourier is back! :D
You're right on the decimals part... up to a point. I made it this way in anticipation of a sudden AE crash so that there is still at least a bit of price control.
The BTS version of the asset has 4 decimals only ...although i discovered that no matter how many decimals i would have given the asset, the price can still go down to 8 decimals. BTS is fun!
Dividend just went out :)
I just shat my pants when i paid out the dividend: 402 has TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR shareholders !!! Damn...
Btw, on the 402 discord i just made a new room called scalping. It's a free service we are starting to offer. Basically we send buy and sell signals and give you the % for your profit and loss. in case you're not on there yet, here's a link : https://discord.gg/8kt8pVQ