This fabulous post will be Kit's review on Kit Special salsa, it looked so innocent, such a nice color, not very much of it so it cant be that hot probably. So I take a rather large Teaspoon and overfill it and down the hatch, at first it was delicious, I thought to myself, "did he play a joke on me its mild", then all hell broke loose, breathing, motor skills, thought process, ALL compromised , then it really got fun! so fast forward to sitting on the john pooping my brains out for 2 hours, , backwards to 5 hours before that, whole gallon of milk later i'm running around the house trying to find something to ice it down or something and i start having mild(but hilarious) visual and audio-hallucinations, also affected my breathing and made me very itchy so i may be allergic to one of the ingredients , could be coincidence, not sure , still itchy as i write this 7 hours later 3:35am from heartburn!! who would have thought!?
Update: Loco review coming soon, the allergic reaction was caused by some cough syrup my mom gave me, ((or that's what I believe at this point)) so all the other weird effects were probably not , rather H probably did not create a hallucinogenic salsa XD, USE VERY SMALL AMOUNTS, or it will destroy you,. I let my moms husband have a tiny bit on a chip, i'm like you ok? he's like yeah this isn't that hot, then we waited....30 sec? MILK MILK MILK MILK! he proclaimed! he drank 2 cups and was good, this stuff is lethal so use sparingly, but it tastes fantastic, it could actually be labeled biological warfare agent if you'd like, it .... really might kill you. I suggest a tiny bit on a chip just barely get any on it at first and work your way up, or you'll be sorry, anyways <3 you H, your bill for this review is 1 kilo of silver sent to crow for bsilver asset. ((not really but thats what i'd charge to eat another huge spoonful of it)), thank you for the salsa, loco review coming soon!
Kit - Salsa Ninja Expert Level. USE IT SPARINGLY or you'll regret it.
min in to a wonderful mistake, every part of flesh my salsa touched was being chewed on and drowning in lava!, back shittotheter, i better just take the laptop in the bathroom hold on,