@haitch 50k of BURST=1 day of prolonged "Hot Pocket" burning and blistering of the oral mucosa + 1 day of volcanic lava flow like burn as this concoction makes its exit from my lower GI tract? 75k for each day of pain would be tempting....I sampled some warmish sauces and pepper laden dishes in Guatemala, El Salvador, Brazil and Ecuador.
I'd polish off the jar on a live feed (which I already have ready to go on AWS) for 150k and capture the following two days of living hell, including any visits to the ER or local burn unit I may require and post this possible Darwin Award runner-up stunt on YouTube, Vimeo, Bad German Porn Torrent Sites, wherever you like. If 150k is a little bit off putting to you, maybe the prize could be crowd-funded and anything above 150k that is collected will be donated to the BURST development fund. If enough is raised through crowd-funding, possibly some could be escrowed for my potential medical expenses and long term care costs.
I will draft and execute a waiver, relieving you of any and all potential liability claims by myself, or, in the event of my death, by my estate. Furthemore, I will expressly assume any and all risks of harm from this hare-brained stunt, including, but not limited to: the risk of death, disfigurement or dismemberment of my entire digestive tract.
Finally, I am assuming that the offending jar of salsa would be gratis; or would you be deducting the price of the salsa from the prize award?
CHEERS (and I'll take a jar regardless),
@Feltersnatch
Donations to the Feltersnatch Long-Term Care Fund Can Be Made to:
BURST-NG3N-9DCT-LWSF-37FJ7