God damn it - f**k, f**k, f**k

[haitch]

@falconCoin I think I posted here about the time I touched my testicles with really heavy chilli contaminated hands.

That is not a dance you want to do .............

[harrygon]

@haitch but i would love to see it😂

[haitch]

@harrygon Not a performance I intend to perform again. But it amused the fuck out of the people present.

[dvndr007]

hahaa use oil or butter kindo things one these can help you lolz

[haitch]

@dvndr007 imagine shoving ice cream into ones shorts .......

[socalguy]

[ryanw]

@haitch I used to BBQ a lot, and made some very spicy sauces, rubs, and marinades. After one day of cooking and handling many different types of hot peppers, I was getting ready for bed and took my contacts out. It burned like hell, and I had been washing my hands all day...that stuff just doesn't come off easily.

Of course, I wasn't thinking, and put my contacts back in in the morning to relive that pain one more time :)

[tross]

Great balls of fire!

[vExact]

@haitch

[Estie Trixie]

@ryanw Really! Two times...WOW! Now that made me laugh, so much this morning. I had to put my coffee aside. ROFL!

[dildosupreme]

[ScreamIndevnull]

Cut up habeneros then forget and go pee. Lets just say it gives the term hot dick a whole new meaning.

[ZapbuzZ]

@haitch you see mate, your eyes are for looking. You look to see! :)