Haitch Salsa [Review]



  • @all if anyone else wants to pledge and thinks i can win, i will take the 1m for me and all the rest will go to benefit the d2 asset with other assets or hard drives or miners to help it pay out.


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    @all - Despite my pleading for him to not to try it - @kitsunekitten is determined to do it - so I've given up, if he's crazy enough to try, I'll let him. He has the challenge jar. Rules have been updated slightly - he has to hold the salsa in his mouth for 5 seconds before swallowing, and I have to be on the stream .... <mutter :( >

    Overall rules:

    • Jar has to be shown to be untampered with - it has tamper proof seals on it.
    • Need to hear the "pop" of the vacuum lid opening
    • One heaping tablespoon of salsa to be consumed
    • Hold it in his mouth for 5 seconds before swallowing - No straight out swallowing it.
    • stay on screen for one hour - no milk, other dairy, bread, toothpaste or anything else to mitigate the heat allowed
    • vaping permitted, but not advised.

    If successful he gets 1 Million Burst less what I loaned him, if he fails, the loan is forgiven. So Kit wins either way.

    Challenge will be live streamed on Group Skype.

    Suggested time - 3 PM CST 1/28/17

    This will be the first of an annual challenge - conquer the Salsa for 1M Burst - for those that think they can do it, next years challenge will be MUCH worse in heat level. The chilies in this years challenge can eat through a double layer of latex gloves .......



  • No vaping wait I take it back. nvm



  • LMAOI loved reading that, I want some of HAITCH BIOHAZARD salsa too!!! That will get my piles going again I missed them! hahahahaha. I wonder if there is delivery to EUROPE?


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    @qibucks I can - but's it's horribly expensive. Like US$70+ for a 1 Pint jar.



  • @haitch ah i better become a whale then first lol


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    @haitch Ok, Kit, despite my pleading, is going to do the challenge in 1 hour. Terms have been adjusted slightly after negotiation:

    • I have to be on video :(
    • Kit has to hold the salsa in his mouth for 5 seconds before swallowing
    • Based on pre-challenge loan, reward is 500,000 Burst.
    • He has to go 1 hour without puking or using dairy or any other anti-capsaicin agent
    • To view the live stream you need to install Skype, then post your skype contact details here

    I've watched Kit (just) survive a dry run of this, so there's a very good chance he'll score the 500K. If he doesn't I'm forgiving his loan for being crazy enough to try it.

    Sign up, post your skype, and lets have a fun show !



  • @haitch I'm installing new memory, I hope I can make it!!


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    @haitch Kit doing the challenge starts NOW!!!! Post you Skype ID and join in the pain !



  • my handle is SoCal Guy @haitch



  • So , the package arrived today. Got a jar of mild and a jar of BioHazard

    Cracked open the jar of mild to start,

    First impressions: Nice smell, not too vinegary. Good consistency, knew we were up for a treat.
    First taste: Nice rich flavor
    And then BAM !

    The tingle on the back of the tongue, so far so good ! Had some more bites and the flavor improved.

    All in all the mild was pretty damn good.

    Until...

    Adam ate a pepper, the bottle of coke had to come out !

    Biohazard will be next for the taste test.


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    @Focus said in Haitch Salsa [Review]:

    First impressions: Nice smell, not too vinegary. Good consistency, knew we were up for a treat.
    First taste: Nice rich flavor
    And then BAM !

    The tingle on the back of the tongue, so far so good ! Had some more bites and the flavor improved.

    All in all the mild was pretty damn good.

    Until...

    Adam ate a pepper, the bottle of coke had to come out !

    Yeah, there can be the occasional hand grenade ..... Milk works better ........

    Biohazard will be next for the taste test.



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