Haitch Salsa [Review]
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@Njcfamily31907 Based on our previous interactions I'll send you a jar of "Not Mild" - pm me a shipping address
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Awesome review!
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@haitch My wife had some of the bio-hazard salsa. She said,
"My tongue is burning but it's a different kind of heat. We are use to nose running heat and this one didn't do that. Very hot but very good."
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@socalguy Yeah - it's not screaming hot for the sake of being hot: It's hot with specific flavor and heat sources.
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@socalguy too much words. The words run through my head and I can already feel the pain. god damn salsa! Thank you for this review. I could already taste the salsa and you already know I can't survive even the looks of it. XD Nice product there @haitch cool names. so artisticly creative. :)
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NICE I LIKE THAT
THAT SHOULD BE ON THE LABEL FOR THE SALSA
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@chyna88 That's awesome! thanks :)
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@chyna88 wow you are an artist ... i'm impressed!
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@chyna88 lol that's amazing!
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@chyna88 Wow very well done
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SoCalGuy and Kit have both got a jar of Loco, so expect reviews soon. SoCal is under the weather at the moment so his may be delayed. Kit also has a "Special Edition" I cooked up just for him - if we don't hear from him assume it killed him ..... Sorry M3gz, Kit :(
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@haitch Yeup as soon as I can stop coughing I'll start eating. I even have the chips and a gallon of milk ready. :)
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@haitch I am trying to Drum up some local Business for ya on the Salsa front, Would you accept Paypal for the Orders if i can get them ( the orders that is )
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@Njcfamily31907 Sure. And thanks for helping spread the Chili love ....
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@socalguy Loco will cure you of whatever ails you ....
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@haitch Kit tried the Special Edition - this is what m3gz (his GF) posted about it:
m3gz: @Haitch He thought the salsa was a joke at first cuz it didnt burn then he was like OMG I CANT THINK IM ON FIREEE and he drooled on the carpet and ran for the fridge (that he left open -.-) chugged a literal half-gallon of milk
m3gz: hes still like "i cant think, my tongue is still up inside my eyeball burning"
m3gz: i think haitch may have just killed my boyfriends intestines ._.
m3gz: update: haitch your salsa made kits nose bleed
Haitch: Seriously? I tried it and it burned for a while, but no bleeding.
m3gz: @haitch yep, seriously, scared me. @~@ hes fine though
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This fabulous post will be Kit's review on Kit Special salsa, it looked so innocent, such a nice color, not very much of it so it cant be that hot probably. So I take a rather large Teaspoon and overfill it and down the hatch, at first it was delicious, I thought to myself, "did he play a joke on me its mild", then all hell broke loose, breathing, motor skills, thought process, ALL compromised , then it really got fun! so fast forward to sitting on the john pooping my brains out for 2 hours, , backwards to 5 hours before that, whole gallon of milk later i'm running around the house trying to find something to ice it down or something and i start having mild(but hilarious) visual and audio-hallucinations, also affected my breathing and made me very itchy so i may be allergic to one of the ingredients , could be coincidence, not sure , still itchy as i write this 7 hours later 3:35am from heartburn!! who would have thought!?
Update: Loco review coming soon, the allergic reaction was caused by some cough syrup my mom gave me, ((or that's what I believe at this point)) so all the other weird effects were probably not , rather H probably did not create a hallucinogenic salsa XD, USE VERY SMALL AMOUNTS, or it will destroy you,. I let my moms husband have a tiny bit on a chip, i'm like you ok? he's like yeah this isn't that hot, then we waited....30 sec? MILK MILK MILK MILK! he proclaimed! he drank 2 cups and was good, this stuff is lethal so use sparingly, but it tastes fantastic, it could actually be labeled biological warfare agent if you'd like, it .... really might kill you. I suggest a tiny bit on a chip just barely get any on it at first and work your way up, or you'll be sorry, anyways <3 you H, your bill for this review is 1 kilo of silver sent to crow for bsilver asset. ((not really but thats what i'd charge to eat another huge spoonful of it)), thank you for the salsa, loco review coming soon!Kit - Salsa Ninja Expert Level. USE IT SPARINGLY or you'll regret it.
min in to a wonderful mistake, every part of flesh my salsa touched was being chewed on and drowning in lava!, back shittotheter, i better just take the laptop in the bathroom hold on,
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@KitsuneKitten And you thought you could eat the whole jar live on video? I should have taken you up on that just to see you try ..... ;-)
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@KitsuneKitten I could not stop laughing while reading your review hahaha, a hallucinogenic salsa wtf !!!







