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  • Nice @nameless. Good to finally receive my first payout from this asset :D keep up your good trades!



  • @nameless Was waiting eagerly for that payout ! Great to see it is quite a big a HUGE one :)



  • wow, 100k divididend payout! thank you =)



  • Huge payout! Thanks!



  • @nameless can you please update the google spreadsheet with the last payout? Thanks!



  • @stupendelious said in 500k:

    @nameless can you please update the google spreadsheet with the last payout? Thanks!

    lol fuck... i have no idea how much i paid out in total :) , but i'll see what i can dig up on monday



  • Any news about a next payout? :D



  • @JotaJota said in 500k:

    Any news about a next payout? :D

    no clue :) . i should ask for permission from my girlfriend... i'm afraid



  • @nameless You should take up health insurance first, and make sure any potential payouts from it are directed towards the asset. This makes it a win-win for investors regardless of the outcome when you ask your girlfriend for permission!



  • Any Christmas payout from this one @nameless ? LOL

    Hope your girl keeps trading :D



  • @JotaJota , i'm guessing Christmas is as good a time as any :)

    The woman is trading and PMSing like always :P . I think you kids will enjoy this last payout as well as the one before. Initial investors should be the happiest of all.

    Tell you what : since this asset is non-conventional as fuck, i'll let the investors decide when it pays out from now on. So, when an investor asks for a payout and his/her comment gets 5 upvotes, i pay out. Ask and ye shall receive :)


  • admin

    @nameless Payout when you think appropriate, but let people know.

    And good luck with your woman ....... :O



  • @nameless don't need to rush, just to know, cause some days ago, I've bought more of this shares :D



  • thanks for the good wishes @haitch ... that woman will be the end of me though...but what a glorious end!

    I would rather not announce dividends and just surprise people because that would contribute a lot to the speculative nature of the asset. Everything i do, i try to mess with current and potential investors minds and have them speculate a bit.

    I wanted to say that whenever my girlfriend calls me a dumbass or idiot, i would pay out, but that would mean dividends every 5 minutes :) . I'll figure something out. Stay tuned?


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    @nameless Tuned - but wasn't suggesting you pre-announce dividends, just say weekly updates - we're up, we're down, holy crap wait for this payout !, You're all screwed :( - status updates. Let us know you're alive, and things are happening on the asset.



  • @haitch said in 500k:

    @nameless Tuned - but wasn't suggesting you pre-announce dividends, just say weekly updates - we're up, we're down, holy crap wait for this payout !, You're all screwed :( - status updates. Let us know you're alive, and things are happening on the asset.

    makes sense... i'll do my best, although no promises because me being a serious asset issuer would defeat the porpoise of 500k. Sure, my other assets are well managed and straight to the point ( some updates coming there soon) , but this one is meant to be special, unlike any other...chaotic even. Very touchy subject we're debating here... but let me give it a shot:

    *1'st ever letter to the 500k investors

    Dear shareholders, believers and gamblers. The time has come to make a formal announcement on the progress of our venture here. As some of you might have noticed, especially the early adopters, the venture has done quite well, impressive even up to the date.

    If we are to take a look back on its history, the initial investment is fully backed and held in escrow, and we plan to further increase that amount as time goes by. As all of you know i hope, this is a high-risk, high-reward venture , but one that can also cause severe losses if bought with too high of a premium. We feel obligated to remind investors that at this moment, only a little over the initial 10 BURST per share can be guaranteed. Any price you pay above that per share is at your own risk and does not make 500k liable to any potential losses that may occur.

    That being said, we are also not liable for any potential massive gains you might pocket in the meantime . Some have earned a very fine penny by now, and some will earn more. Hopefully we can hold on to this happy streak for a long time to come. We'll see. If i may, i will quote one of the biggest investment rules of all time : '' fucked if i know what's gonna happen here... ''

    Let us not forget the idea behind this venture. It is meant to be run in a completely chaotic way, with dividends at random times. As appealing as regular updates may seem, they go against the nature of the asset, despite the fact that such updates would allow me to further mess with all the investors because i could state that the fund is fucked, when in reality it is blooming like a beautiful rose. Or i could lie that it's doing fine, when in reality it's all going downhill or standing still (that reminds me, my other funds are audited regularly, and i will soon add an auditor from the community/forum as well) .

    In conclusion, i have but one thing to say : what the hell are you people thinking when buying into such a thing? This is the worst example of an asset that i can think of, and yet some tend to fancy it a lot for some reason. I just hope you all take this as a risky investment, or even gamble, rather than a serious investment. If you want serious investments, please consider my other assets. This is fun, this is chaos, this is 500k !*


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    @nameless LMAO - thanks for the update. I know this a chaotic asset and pretty much equivalent to making a blind bet on a Las Vegas Roulette table, "some" feedback would be appreciated. We know that any payouts are going to be chaotic, unpredictable, and dependent on the trading, but can we get a hint how the asset is doing ?



  • @haitch yeah, i guess hints from time to time would be fair and shouldn't influence the price/speculation too much... i'll try and chose my words wisely when i do so.

    Here's the first hint: we're not in a loss :)



  • @nameless said in 500k:

    The woman is trading and PMSing like always :P . I think you kids will enjoy this last payout as well as the one before. Initial investors should be the happiest of all.

    @nameless said in 500k:

    Here's the first hint: we're not in a loss :)

    So basically your woman controls the asset and you're just the messenger. lol :P


  • admin

    So basically your woman controls the asset and you're just the messenger. lol :P

    You mis-spelled "whipping-boy" ....... :)


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