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  • admin

    @nameless Payout when you think appropriate, but let people know.

    And good luck with your woman ....... :O



  • @nameless don't need to rush, just to know, cause some days ago, I've bought more of this shares :D



  • thanks for the good wishes @haitch ... that woman will be the end of me though...but what a glorious end!

    I would rather not announce dividends and just surprise people because that would contribute a lot to the speculative nature of the asset. Everything i do, i try to mess with current and potential investors minds and have them speculate a bit.

    I wanted to say that whenever my girlfriend calls me a dumbass or idiot, i would pay out, but that would mean dividends every 5 minutes :) . I'll figure something out. Stay tuned?


  • admin

    @nameless Tuned - but wasn't suggesting you pre-announce dividends, just say weekly updates - we're up, we're down, holy crap wait for this payout !, You're all screwed :( - status updates. Let us know you're alive, and things are happening on the asset.



  • @haitch said in 500k:

    @nameless Tuned - but wasn't suggesting you pre-announce dividends, just say weekly updates - we're up, we're down, holy crap wait for this payout !, You're all screwed :( - status updates. Let us know you're alive, and things are happening on the asset.

    makes sense... i'll do my best, although no promises because me being a serious asset issuer would defeat the porpoise of 500k. Sure, my other assets are well managed and straight to the point ( some updates coming there soon) , but this one is meant to be special, unlike any other...chaotic even. Very touchy subject we're debating here... but let me give it a shot:

    *1'st ever letter to the 500k investors

    Dear shareholders, believers and gamblers. The time has come to make a formal announcement on the progress of our venture here. As some of you might have noticed, especially the early adopters, the venture has done quite well, impressive even up to the date.

    If we are to take a look back on its history, the initial investment is fully backed and held in escrow, and we plan to further increase that amount as time goes by. As all of you know i hope, this is a high-risk, high-reward venture , but one that can also cause severe losses if bought with too high of a premium. We feel obligated to remind investors that at this moment, only a little over the initial 10 BURST per share can be guaranteed. Any price you pay above that per share is at your own risk and does not make 500k liable to any potential losses that may occur.

    That being said, we are also not liable for any potential massive gains you might pocket in the meantime . Some have earned a very fine penny by now, and some will earn more. Hopefully we can hold on to this happy streak for a long time to come. We'll see. If i may, i will quote one of the biggest investment rules of all time : '' fucked if i know what's gonna happen here... ''

    Let us not forget the idea behind this venture. It is meant to be run in a completely chaotic way, with dividends at random times. As appealing as regular updates may seem, they go against the nature of the asset, despite the fact that such updates would allow me to further mess with all the investors because i could state that the fund is fucked, when in reality it is blooming like a beautiful rose. Or i could lie that it's doing fine, when in reality it's all going downhill or standing still (that reminds me, my other funds are audited regularly, and i will soon add an auditor from the community/forum as well) .

    In conclusion, i have but one thing to say : what the hell are you people thinking when buying into such a thing? This is the worst example of an asset that i can think of, and yet some tend to fancy it a lot for some reason. I just hope you all take this as a risky investment, or even gamble, rather than a serious investment. If you want serious investments, please consider my other assets. This is fun, this is chaos, this is 500k !*


  • admin

    @nameless LMAO - thanks for the update. I know this a chaotic asset and pretty much equivalent to making a blind bet on a Las Vegas Roulette table, "some" feedback would be appreciated. We know that any payouts are going to be chaotic, unpredictable, and dependent on the trading, but can we get a hint how the asset is doing ?



  • @haitch yeah, i guess hints from time to time would be fair and shouldn't influence the price/speculation too much... i'll try and chose my words wisely when i do so.

    Here's the first hint: we're not in a loss :)



  • @nameless said in 500k:

    The woman is trading and PMSing like always :P . I think you kids will enjoy this last payout as well as the one before. Initial investors should be the happiest of all.

    @nameless said in 500k:

    Here's the first hint: we're not in a loss :)

    So basically your woman controls the asset and you're just the messenger. lol :P


  • admin

    So basically your woman controls the asset and you're just the messenger. lol :P

    You mis-spelled "whipping-boy" ....... :)



  • 500k (12427301476308139534) Total found assets: 50000, Assets to be distributed: 50000
    Summary of proposed distribution of 180000BURST to 32
    Based on asset holders at timestamp 74513543 (Mon, 04 Apr 2016 22:12:23 GMT)

    Number of assets, Account, Payout amount
    17383, BURST-GGPX-PP5S-LAGP-CBGCU, 62578.8
    8713, BURST-ACGB-YGHQ-G9ZL-5XD7U, 31366.8
    6994, BURST-GREY-K8RH-2FD2-5WL3T, 25178.4
    3965, BURST-JPMC-43FN-S76X-6RX3W, 14274
    2500, BURST-MCW6-T7K6-B68K-FCPGG, 9000
    1983, BURST-N9G2-3QXF-Y5GV-HN7AM, 7138.8
    1800, BURST-WXSL-JFPN-5VBN-2N35S, 6480
    1703, BURST-8Q7P-TYJT-HV3E-BGZWS, 6130.8
    969, BURST-PT54-8A45-ZX2L-5426V, 3488.4
    800, BURST-ZUQM-5TLY-BZKS-7BUBE, 2880
    746, BURST-RMJ7-9MSC-5FMB-32G5D, 2685.6
    500, BURST-RXNN-UAZZ-9Q7Z-3BE5N, 1800
    350, BURST-X7JB-G8M6-YKKC-CEG2M, 1260
    327, BURST-K7TR-R8FB-7MH4-7GWKQ, 1177.2
    300, BURST-SGXX-D8YC-9B9R-B7N6Y, 1080
    241, BURST-NG3N-9DCT-LWSF-37FJ7, 867.6
    150, BURST-NNK7-5EKB-49CK-HN9SG, 540
    125, BURST-WT7J-2LPQ-ALRU-CGLUH, 450
    100, BURST-CYZV-LA84-VQZK-5QEJD, 360
    100, BURST-2CYU-BZCC-5J3J-33CG8, 360
    90, BURST-YDZE-BTHA-QP7P-9U7XP, 324
    50, BURST-RTHU-27U7-GSVN-7VEA3, 180
    31, BURST-4EJ2-QWR4-EBQT-EW8BM, 111.6
    20, BURST-KAX7-CGMU-2X7B-CMFBH, 72
    20, BURST-HE6X-AA5F-63N2-9GQBN, 72
    20, BURST-N2BP-WPSP-8JLY-FXEH6, 72
    10, BURST-EWHQ-G74K-MNJ3-EFD5W, 36
    5, BURST-M8VS-5UE2-WBNX-5CD2W, 18
    2, BURST-FVP4-6Z6C-JJPV-CM9Q6, 7.2
    1, BURST-3LEF-2UMY-GXT9-9V7TV, 3.6
    1, BURST-S94A-Z3T5-TDZT-AK6NB, 3.6
    1, BURST-XCW5-FUXA-FNDQ-6LZDA, 3.6

    A bit of pre-Christmas joy. I wonder if there will be one more in a few days? I doubt it...i'm kind of a dick you know...



  • @nameless said in 500k:

    A bit of pre-Christmas joy. I wonder if there will be one more in a few days? I doubt it...i'm kind of a dick you know...

    It's strange, I didn't feel it in my left leg that time... Maybe you are holding back? :-O Thanks anyway!



  • @Propagandalf FFS, the last payout was almost 20 % ROI based on my entry prices to this asset. The ones before that were about
    32 %
    1 %
    0.9 %
    0.4 %
    0.3 %
    2 %
    0.8 %

    Altogether I have gotten 57.4 % ROI in 3 months, that's gotta be a record! It is truly insane! Also, the escrow address has over 530k in it. @nameless please give your girl a big hug from me when she is not busy setting up projects. :)



  • @Propagandalf said in 500k:

    when she is not busy setting up projects. :)

    Now that comment alone makes me want to give you a cookie :)



  • Hype for next payout XD



  • @nameless dividend soon?



  • @nameless - I'll soon have a way for all assets to have statistics pages they can post information on.



  • @crowetic I saw you talking about that in the interview with Adam. I'm hyped



  • @kmaxkmax said in 500k:

    @crowetic I saw you talking about that in the interview with Adam. I'm hyped

    Glad you're excited. I'm excited about it as well, it's going to be very awesome!

    I'm also going to have individual statistics pages for all of my own assets, and a specialized one for the 'World' series of assets that I am just starting to release, these will include customized individual pages, with personalized statistics, balances, and more. Essentially it will be an asset-focused hosted BURST wallet, that uses your BURST ID as a login to the page.

    I'm planning on putting multiple things in these pages, but I won't take up the thread for 500k with all my talk. :) Stay tuned!



  • lol, when did crow become an admin? but yeah, the buy makes sense and i am already touching myself to the thought of having this tool of awesomeness.

    on another matter, despite my near-death experience, the woman continued to perform well. i guess she was more relaxed with me being out of the picture or something...
    i'll release the earnings a tad later. still need to pick up BURST for this and other assets as well... so more coins coming later!



  • @nameless
    He has been an admin from the start, but choose to not wear the badge.


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