First things first:
That being said, I am still eagerly anticipating the start of the foundation of this great asset: a novel burst gambling experience where I can surely lose more Burst to my crypto-gambling addiction albeit in a new P v P manner. As I write this post, I purchased 250 shares, with more to follow.
My chosen profession as an intellectual property litigator/lawyer usually affords me little opportunity to help those people or entities I enjoy helping the most. In this bit of Ass Piracy, however, I think my 2 cents worth, may actually be worth $0.02 or possibly more. Consequently, I am happy to offer, pro bono, my services as an attorney to assist the asset along its' issuers and major shareholders with any and all legal matters concerning the recovery of some or all of the funds from the Karmaless individual(s) who so brazenly absconded with the asset's Burst.
Please don't hesitate to send me a PM. I am more than happy to give those involved my private contact information so we can discuss the possible avenues of action. Despite this individual's illegal actions (literal self-Ass Piracy and loss of reputation that would cost 1000x what was stolen to repair) this asset will be a bright spot in not only in terms of Burst assets, but in Crypto-gambling overall (and the blackest of black holes when it comes to my gambling budget; which is why I need to purchase as many shares as possible before this goes live--hedging my future bets as much as possible).
Sincerely,








