I'll eat paper with your message on it.
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In the recent month, somebody from my country, and relatively close to me went viral for eating a picture of Jason Segel every day until Jason eats a picture of him.
I Figured why not give this a go. I'm also an idiot teenager craving that mullah. so eating paper for paper. well... virtual paper. That sound like fun.
I made a fivver for this to, so if you'd rather use that real life currency you worked ever so hard for (maybe) To make me eat a piece of paper. Go for it. https://www.fiverr.com/zepher315/eat-a-piece-of-paper-with-your-message-on-it?funnel=33fd3080-8c30-4ea5-9c41-6b626664af6f
If ya'd rather use that cryptocurrency you worked equally as hard for (Also a maybe) You can send me a message on the forum saying what you'd like to be printed on this paper. and then we can go from there!
DETAILS!
Cost:5000 burst (negotiable)
Size Of Page:I'm to lazy to measure it... so it'll be a regular sized printer page.
Why:I'm dumb
How:With my mouth. duh
How (The not smart ass answer): I'll upload it to YouTube and send you the link. Feel free to send it to whomever, download it, dislike it, whatever.
Also, I'm not pewdiepie, or the the fivver funny guys. I'm not gonna do anything racist, homophobic, or like... anything insanely offensive. (i'll eat swear words... they're extra tasty)
thanks to that mathew character, I decided to do bulk discounts. for each extra one you buy, ya get some off your order. Fancy that, a discount for a teen eating your custom worded printer paper.
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hmm....stupidity at its finest...I like it!
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@mathew Didya know, that a piece of paper has 0 calories? You could order like. an infinite amount (please don't) and I wouldn't even get fat.
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@domshel123 ooo there isnt a limit? I thought it was 1 piece of paper per person >:D
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@mathew Well, no limit, but each piece with a message will cost you... I might do bulk discounts. Actually. yeah, bulk discounts.
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Will you just eat the printer?
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@kmaxkmax everybody has a price. how much burst would you pay me to eat the printer?
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@domshel123 so cool, I might think to buy and see you eat it xD
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@HiDevin Make sure you come up with a super creative message. Make it more enjoyable.
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@domshel123 yea, I'm thinking about it :)
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LOL! I think someone became famous in Guinness book of World Records for eating a fighter jet once, but your suggestion is close! I love the idea :)
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/but-why.gif
someone please make this gif show....
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@nameless For fun! thats why ;)
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@domshel123 , i can respect that and i really can't judge...i collect dildos for fun and have sword fights with the massive ones
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@domshel123 sigh....
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@nameless I wonder how many people would pay you 5000 burst to watch you have a sword fight with em.
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geez if someone ordered 1,000 sheets you'd need an enema hahahaha
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@ZapbuzZ Why don't you try it?
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MAYBE LOL
