Haitch Salsa [Review]
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Kit's review on "H's Loco Salsa" , They all smell very similar, spoon test was good, this is by far my favorite, it has just enough volcano to trip your endorphin switch but not enough to have you use your last zombie bullet, putting it in the carbonara was interesting, the carbonara happens to be pretty crappy, so the loco improved it 75%, loco is the perfect salsa. I still feel that nice full mouth burn you get from some decent salsa or pepper, but it's not overwhelming , good job H this is by far my favorite, I think next i'll try it with some sort of breakfast, eggs sunny side up, toast, or perhaps biscuits and gravy type gravy or what really sounds good is a little on the side of some eggs Benedict, on a different note H, I feel like they all taste too similar, the only thing that changes how hot they are, i'd like to see drastically interesting versions, mint, lime, the sky is the limit, i ended up having to have a glass of milk after the carbonara, so this stuff should be used with care also, and for gods sake wash your hands thoroughly before you take a leak or pick your nose or rub your eyes or scratch your butt. XD
Kit
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Yeah, nosebleed was real.
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Now I'm interested in buying some haha
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@mathew Just let me know heat level - Mild, Not Mild, Loco. 25K Burst shipped continental US - overseas shipping available but pricey.
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@haitch 25k burst for all 3 levels? Might save a little bit more burst then buy a mild.
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@mathew 25K for a pint of any flavor, shipped.
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This can be medicine or death, depending on how you use it, used little bits through the day i find i breathe better and have less pain, this is serious medicine if you don't abuse it. i also feel happier.
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@chyna88 Love it! Would you like a complimentary jar of the inspiration? Name the flavor you want.
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@haitch me and megan will eat anything you make <3 we ruv yew
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second run with kit special oh god why
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it should be labeled "not for human consumption" unless you are superman? ninja turtle?
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admittedly the second time isn't as bad i think i can actually eat this.
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i should start a campaign where people make donations in burst to d2 for me to eat so many spoonfuls of it or something.
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one chip with just a tenth of a teaspoon has my nose running away, if milk wasn't invented it would be really really deadly though.
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@KitsuneKitten Have you ever tried toothpaste instead of milk? MithBusters say it's better than milk?!
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@gpedro they didn't try my "Kit's Special" salsa ......... nothing quells that :)
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@haitch LOL i guess not because if it affects the nose i guess theres nothing you can do about it... but toothpaste creates your sensible skin to be numb so it should help a lot regarding to mouth burn?! ;P
They tried a lot of pepers and chillis... but not mixed and not in salsa, just fresh ones?!
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@gpedro I tried the stuff I sent Kit - I didn't react as badly as Kit, but really, nothing works on these levels of chillis - your average Jalapeno is 8,000 Scovilles. The bulk of the chillis in the salsa were 500,000 - 850,000 , with a bunch of peppers at the 2 Million + mark. Trust me - nothing works at this level. Chopping the peppers while wearing latex gloves, the heat has spread through the gloves and burned my hands/fingers.


