Haitch Salsa [Review]



  • @chyna88 Wow very well done


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    SoCalGuy and Kit have both got a jar of Loco, so expect reviews soon. SoCal is under the weather at the moment so his may be delayed. Kit also has a "Special Edition" I cooked up just for him - if we don't hear from him assume it killed him ..... Sorry M3gz, Kit :(



  • @haitch Yeup as soon as I can stop coughing I'll start eating. I even have the chips and a gallon of milk ready. :)



  • @haitch I am trying to Drum up some local Business for ya on the Salsa front, Would you accept Paypal for the Orders if i can get them ( the orders that is )


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    @Njcfamily31907 Sure. And thanks for helping spread the Chili love ....


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    @socalguy Loco will cure you of whatever ails you ....


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    @haitch Kit tried the Special Edition - this is what m3gz (his GF) posted about it:

    m3gz: @Haitch He thought the salsa was a joke at first cuz it didnt burn then he was like OMG I CANT THINK IM ON FIREEE and he drooled on the carpet and ran for the fridge (that he left open -.-) chugged a literal half-gallon of milk

    m3gz: hes still like "i cant think, my tongue is still up inside my eyeball burning"

    m3gz: i think haitch may have just killed my boyfriends intestines ._.

    m3gz: update: haitch your salsa made kits nose bleed

    Haitch: Seriously? I tried it and it burned for a while, but no bleeding.

    m3gz: @haitch yep, seriously, scared me. @~@ hes fine though



  • This fabulous post will be Kit's review on Kit Special salsa, it looked so innocent, such a nice color, not very much of it so it cant be that hot probably. So I take a rather large Teaspoon and overfill it and down the hatch, at first it was delicious, I thought to myself, "did he play a joke on me its mild", then all hell broke loose, breathing, motor skills, thought process, ALL compromised , then it really got fun! so fast forward to sitting on the john pooping my brains out for 2 hours, , backwards to 5 hours before that, whole gallon of milk later i'm running around the house trying to find something to ice it down or something and i start having mild(but hilarious) visual and audio-hallucinations, also affected my breathing and made me very itchy so i may be allergic to one of the ingredients , could be coincidence, not sure , still itchy as i write this 7 hours later 3:35am from heartburn!! who would have thought!?
    Update: Loco review coming soon, the allergic reaction was caused by some cough syrup my mom gave me, ((or that's what I believe at this point)) so all the other weird effects were probably not , rather H probably did not create a hallucinogenic salsa XD, USE VERY SMALL AMOUNTS, or it will destroy you,. I let my moms husband have a tiny bit on a chip, i'm like you ok? he's like yeah this isn't that hot, then we waited....30 sec? MILK MILK MILK MILK! he proclaimed! he drank 2 cups and was good, this stuff is lethal so use sparingly, but it tastes fantastic, it could actually be labeled biological warfare agent if you'd like, it .... really might kill you. I suggest a tiny bit on a chip just barely get any on it at first and work your way up, or you'll be sorry, anyways <3 you H, your bill for this review is 1 kilo of silver sent to crow for bsilver asset. ((not really but thats what i'd charge to eat another huge spoonful of it)), thank you for the salsa, loco review coming soon!

    Kit - Salsa Ninja Expert Level. USE IT SPARINGLY or you'll regret it.

    min in to a wonderful mistake, every part of flesh my salsa touched was being chewed on and drowning in lava!, back shittotheter, i better just take the laptop in the bathroom hold on,


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    @KitsuneKitten And you thought you could eat the whole jar live on video? I should have taken you up on that just to see you try ..... ;-)



  • @KitsuneKitten I could not stop laughing while reading your review hahaha, a hallucinogenic salsa wtf !!!



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  • @haitch I'm cooking up some carbonara right now, let's see what loco does to it. =D



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  • @KitsuneKitten LOOOOL Dude i just laugh a lot with that review, i wish i had it on video hahahaha
    Anyways, glad you are ok! Did you really nose bleed with that salsa or m3gz was kidding? o.O



  • Kit's review on "H's Loco Salsa" , They all smell very similar, spoon test was good, this is by far my favorite, it has just enough volcano to trip your endorphin switch but not enough to have you use your last zombie bullet, putting it in the carbonara was interesting, the carbonara happens to be pretty crappy, so the loco improved it 75%, loco is the perfect salsa. I still feel that nice full mouth burn you get from some decent salsa or pepper, but it's not overwhelming , good job H this is by far my favorite, I think next i'll try it with some sort of breakfast, eggs sunny side up, toast, or perhaps biscuits and gravy type gravy or what really sounds good is a little on the side of some eggs Benedict, on a different note H, I feel like they all taste too similar, the only thing that changes how hot they are, i'd like to see drastically interesting versions, mint, lime, the sky is the limit, i ended up having to have a glass of milk after the carbonara, so this stuff should be used with care also, and for gods sake wash your hands thoroughly before you take a leak or pick your nose or rub your eyes or scratch your butt. XD

    Kit



  • Yeah, nosebleed was real.



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  • Now I'm interested in buying some haha


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    @mathew Just let me know heat level - Mild, Not Mild, Loco. 25K Burst shipped continental US - overseas shipping available but pricey.



  • @haitch 25k burst for all 3 levels? Might save a little bit more burst then buy a mild.


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