Attn Chile Heads ......
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@socalguy I'm pretty sure you've never had salsa like this ........
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@haitch Haha this is awesome!!! I really want some! Ill probably be getting some soon :P
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@haitch That is why I am going to start with the mild. Sent you a PM.
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Funds and address sent. :)
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@socalguy Salsa packed and ready to ship.
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@haitch Thank you.... I think.
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Drinking water - bad idea, it just spreads the capsicum oils around - drink milk, eat ice cream, yogurt.
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@haitch I hope I can handle it. :)
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Fantastic description! What I classify as 'hot' wouldn't even come in your 'mildest' category if you had one, so I think I will pass. But, I love your idea. :)
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@haitch 50k of BURST=1 day of prolonged "Hot Pocket" burning and blistering of the oral mucosa + 1 day of volcanic lava flow like burn as this concoction makes its exit from my lower GI tract? 75k for each day of pain would be tempting....I sampled some warmish sauces and pepper laden dishes in Guatemala, El Salvador, Brazil and Ecuador.
I'd polish off the jar on a live feed (which I already have ready to go on AWS) for 150k and capture the following two days of living hell, including any visits to the ER or local burn unit I may require and post this possible Darwin Award runner-up stunt on YouTube, Vimeo, Bad German Porn Torrent Sites, wherever you like. If 150k is a little bit off putting to you, maybe the prize could be crowd-funded and anything above 150k that is collected will be donated to the BURST development fund. If enough is raised through crowd-funding, possibly some could be escrowed for my potential medical expenses and long term care costs.
I will draft and execute a waiver, relieving you of any and all potential liability claims by myself, or, in the event of my death, by my estate. Furthemore, I will expressly assume any and all risks of harm from this hare-brained stunt, including, but not limited to: the risk of death, disfigurement or dismemberment of my entire digestive tract.
Finally, I am assuming that the offending jar of salsa would be gratis; or would you be deducting the price of the salsa from the prize award?
CHEERS (and I'll take a jar regardless),
@Feltersnatch
Donations to the Feltersnatch Long-Term Care Fund Can Be Made to:
BURST-NG3N-9DCT-LWSF-37FJ7
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@Feltersnatch I like your profile picture :)
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@Feltersnatch I just double checked the flavor/heat of "Not Mild" - and yeah, a full pint would be worth 150K Burst. You might want to talk to SoCalGuy about the heat level before you commit to this. I'll make the jar gratis as long as you promise to keep any video off any and ALL German Porn Torrent sites. You can't get the label off in one piece no matter how hard you try, so don't think of putting it on a jar of commercial Mild. I also want to hear the pop when you break the seal to verify it's my Salsa :)
Rules: I need to verify it's my Salsa - see the "pop" of opening, so you don't get to pre-sample. For the full 150K - jar needs to be empty. For being game enough to try it, I'll pay a partial reward if you quit, based on when you quit. Reward is for having the cojones to try this - and entertaining your audience :)
Recommendation: Get it down as fast as possible - the heat builds relentlessly, and builds fast. The first second will seem tasty, the 10th second not so much. Get it down as fast as possible - chug, funnel, hose .... whichever method you chose for getting it in, getting it out ain't going to be good .... sorry :(
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I'm hungry for some salsa. There is grocery store near by the makes tortilla chips daily. I think I will go get some soon. :)
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@socalguy USPS picked up the boxes today, they're on their way ......
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@socalguy Don't worry - there are only three of those guys in the Salsa - wasn't a good year for them :(
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Product received. :)
I opened the Biohazard one and smelled it. It made me cough just from the smell. It's hot....
I will be creating a review of these beauties tomorrow.


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@socalguy We need the first impressions NOW! :D
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First Impression @haitch,
I opened the Biohazard one and smelled it. It made me cough just from the smell. It's hot....
The salsa is warm from the transportation. It's in the fridge cooling off. I still need to buy some chips.
Plus, I want to enjoy dinner tonight with my wife. We go out to eat once a week. Tonight is grilled cheese lobster roll night. xD
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@socalguy OK - excuse accepted - looking forward to the review :) The flavor does fade out after about 20 minutes, so ....... ;-)



