Attn Chile Heads ......
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$18.99 is not a bad price at all!!! I'm super broke right now that why I asked about getting some in the future but I will most likely be contacting you after I get a copule HDD's added in BURST setup. Also I'd rather pay upfront so there's no problems but I really appreciate the offer!!!!! Much Respect!!!
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With me timing is always unknown cause I'm doing so many things between mining and gambling and music and everything else
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The first one uploading a youtube video eating a substantial amount of haitch's "what was i thinking" salsa, will get a nice donation from me :D
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@BurgerBaron how much?
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@BurgerBaron LOL - I'll contribute to that as well.
@socalguy - how does 50,000 Burst for eating the whole pint sound ?
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@haitch a day of dealing with the pain, then a day to deal with the exit of the salsa for 50K of Burst? nah..I'm good.
But I will be your first customer. I will send over the funds and address soon. :)
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@socalguy So what would be sufficient reward to go through eating the pint? You might want to sample it before you answer that ....... :D
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@haitch haha yea I'll wait.. I love salsa but I've had really hot salsa before and it took a couple of days to recover.
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@socalguy I'm pretty sure you've never had salsa like this ........
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@haitch Haha this is awesome!!! I really want some! Ill probably be getting some soon :P
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@haitch That is why I am going to start with the mild. Sent you a PM.
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Funds and address sent. :)
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@socalguy Salsa packed and ready to ship.
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@haitch Thank you.... I think.
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Drinking water - bad idea, it just spreads the capsicum oils around - drink milk, eat ice cream, yogurt.
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@haitch I hope I can handle it. :)
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Fantastic description! What I classify as 'hot' wouldn't even come in your 'mildest' category if you had one, so I think I will pass. But, I love your idea. :)
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@haitch 50k of BURST=1 day of prolonged "Hot Pocket" burning and blistering of the oral mucosa + 1 day of volcanic lava flow like burn as this concoction makes its exit from my lower GI tract? 75k for each day of pain would be tempting....I sampled some warmish sauces and pepper laden dishes in Guatemala, El Salvador, Brazil and Ecuador.
I'd polish off the jar on a live feed (which I already have ready to go on AWS) for 150k and capture the following two days of living hell, including any visits to the ER or local burn unit I may require and post this possible Darwin Award runner-up stunt on YouTube, Vimeo, Bad German Porn Torrent Sites, wherever you like. If 150k is a little bit off putting to you, maybe the prize could be crowd-funded and anything above 150k that is collected will be donated to the BURST development fund. If enough is raised through crowd-funding, possibly some could be escrowed for my potential medical expenses and long term care costs.
I will draft and execute a waiver, relieving you of any and all potential liability claims by myself, or, in the event of my death, by my estate. Furthemore, I will expressly assume any and all risks of harm from this hare-brained stunt, including, but not limited to: the risk of death, disfigurement or dismemberment of my entire digestive tract.
Finally, I am assuming that the offending jar of salsa would be gratis; or would you be deducting the price of the salsa from the prize award?
CHEERS (and I'll take a jar regardless),
@Feltersnatch
Donations to the Feltersnatch Long-Term Care Fund Can Be Made to:
BURST-NG3N-9DCT-LWSF-37FJ7
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@Feltersnatch I like your profile picture :)






